We'll Discuss This Further in Our Unit on Assassins
- [Class is conjugating Japanese verbs in the "to make someone or let someone" form.]
- Student #1: To make someone eat.
- Student #2: To make someone sit.
- Student #3: To make someone forget. [Beat, then in English.] Wait, how can you make someone forget something?
- Japanese teacher: Bourne Identity.
- --Japanese Class, Columbia University. Overheard by Vicksburg (www.overheardinnewyork.com)