- Distraught girl: Is there an 'I' in 'relationship'?
- Guy: [Silence.]
- Distraught girl: Well, is there?!
- Guy: Um... There's two, actually...
- Distraught girl: God... You're so selfish! You just don't understand me!
- --Brother Jimmy's, 92nd & 3rd
- (overheardinnewyork.com)
