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Once I helped a friend get online for the first time.
* Me: “Ok, do you have your Internet Explorer ope—”
* Him: “What!? Your Internet EXPLODED?”
He was hysterical. I explained it all to him, but he was still terrified. Later, when I was done showing him how to surf the web, he asked:
* Him: “Are you sure the Internet is safe to use?”
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