- College girl: Whenever I tell anyone that I was there when you dislocated your shoulder they ask if it's my fault 'cause we were having sex.
- 20-ish guy: Hahaha! Yeah, me, too. I had one guy ask me, 'Did it happen while you were [pelvic thrusts] uh, uh, uh?'
- College girl, excitedly: That's exactly what my dad said!
- --Riverside Park
- Overheard by: Vicksburg
