World's Dumbest Hacker
Dec 1st
The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses
Dec 1st
Systems Software Research is Irrelevant
Nov 27th
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ladididaaididididaaaadididaaaa from Ben Hammersley — jeffisa
Nov 22nd
Courses Every CS Major Should Take
Nov 20th
Preemptive Customer Service
Me: “Hi, I’d like to cancel my reservation. Booking #55555.”Hertz phone lady: “We have no record of that reservation, sir.”
Me: [pause]
Me: “Ok, thanks.”
--Acts of Volition
Nov 19th
Wintersleep -- Weighty Ghost
Nov 19th
Jesus Is So Hard to Resist
Angry guy in crosswalk: You should get a ticket!Yielding cyclist, seemingly sincere: I love you!
Angry guy, passing: You should get a ticket!
Cyclist, pedaling off: I love you!
Angry guy, sheepishly: Thank you.
--70th & Amsterdam
Nov 18th
via www.ukimagehost.com — jeffisa
Nov 16th
“You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is...”
— Scott Adams
— Scott Adams
Nov 16th
Songbird
Nov 15th
McDonald’s — Now Hiring Losers
Nov 15th
Jack Sparrow sponsored by Adidas! :) Funny movie mistake.
Nov 15th
“Everything was fine until the crowd started chanting...
Nov 14th
The setting is at a tech-talk given by Dr. Gary McGraw, entitled "Exploiting Online Games."
Dr. Gary McGraw: "So how many of you play World of Warcraft?"
[ A few hands go up in the audience. ]
Dr. Gary McGraw: "Really. That's it...? What kinds of games do you guys play then?"
Random person in the audience: "Cornell."
Dr. Gary McGraw: "So how many of you play World of Warcraft?"
[ A few hands go up in the audience. ]
Dr. Gary McGraw: "Really. That's it...? What kinds of games do you guys play then?"
Random person in the audience: "Cornell."
Nov 14th
How to Cut Crutch Words When Giving a Speech
Nov 14th
Songza
Nov 14th
<fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they like me.
<fm> then they said april fools and signed off.
--bash.org
<fm> then they said april fools and signed off.
--bash.org
Nov 11th
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Microsoft Surface
Nov 11th
“Once I helped a friend get online for the first time.
...”
— http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid...
— http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid...
Nov 11th
College Puzzle Challenge 2007
Nov 11th
Practice for the SATs and feed the hungry at...
Nov 11th
Thank God We Go To Cornell
Passerby #1: I hate this fucking college they got over here.Passerby #2: Yeah, books and shit.
--115th & Broadway
Nov 10th
Super Mario 64: Devastation's Doorway
Nov 9th
Barefoot hobo grabbing tourist by shoulders: Gimme your shoes, nigga!
Blonde tourist #1: Take my McDonald's! Don't rape me!
Blonde tourist #2: Rape her! She's prettier than me!
--15th & 5th, Brooklyn
Blonde tourist #1: Take my McDonald's! Don't rape me!
Blonde tourist #2: Rape her! She's prettier than me!
--15th & 5th, Brooklyn
Nov 9th
— computersnob
Nov 9th
Search: If It Isn't Incremental, It's...
Nov 8th
World Usability Day — Nov 8
Nov 8th
MIT Sues Frank Gehry Over Buggy $300M CS...
Nov 8th
_hugo: i remember when i wrote an image thumbnailer just to better organize my porn
_hugo: those were the days
#haiku
_hugo: those were the days
#haiku
Nov 7th
Nov 3rd
64 Interview Answers You Should Know
Nov 3rd
SystemTap: Linux's answer to DTrace?
Nov 1st
VMware still top dog :)
Nov 1st